eeaao was insane bc imagine being an omnipotent being with reality bending abilities and still not being able to escape the long term effects of having a mother
that daughterhood feeling of wanting to blame your mother for how you turned out, wanting to be angry at her for how you’ve inherited her pain and her insecurities, but at the same time wanting to keep coming home to her, out of everyone else in the universe, because you know that if there’s anyone who might be anything like you–if there’s anyone who might even have a clue of what it’s like to be you–it could only be her. and no matter how many times you’ve hurt each other, no matter how difficult it might be to get her to truly see you, you still just want her to love you as you are, to tell you that this isn’t your fault, and to show you that she would keep letting you come home to her.
i think elliot page playing a heterosexual teenage girl who sucks passionate face with MICHAEL CERA in juno means straight dudes playing gay characters have no excuse
“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s. Handsome.’ … When it says that, I want that fucking role. So I want to take from the majority. That’s the only time I think about race.” —Rahul Kohli on Blackman Beyond podcast
Please, please take roles from Chris Pratt.
petition for Rahul Kohli to replace Chris Pratt in everything
There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn’t eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance
I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like “WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT… THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!”) but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled “WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!” and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled “DJ!” and someone yelled back “WHY DON’T YOU EAT PUSSY” and it was so quiet otherwise that it would’ve been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever
Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one’s real. Here’s a photograph I took from the audience:
Here’s a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:
Here’s a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:
Here’s my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:
So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that’s a YOU problem.
Celebrities need to use their celebrity status to be harmlessly weird more often. Enya lives in a castle and talks to nobody. Lady Gaga wore a dress made of actual raw meat one time. Whatever the fuck Robert Pattinson has going on
Whatever the hell Hideo Kojima is doing at any given time
Have you seen the inside of Guillermo Del Toro’s house?
I think Andrew Garfield should just continue to lie and deny being in No Way Home indefinitely. Years from now still saying “oh that was photoshop. I wasn’t in it.”
*seeing Andrew Garfield play his Spider-Man one last time as he always wanted but never got the chance, giving him a proper goodbye to the character, amazing arc and bisexuality*
Me, crying: fucken superb you funky little spider dude, I’m so proud of you
